The Ballad of Rhubarb Clampett.

The Ballad of Rhubarb Clampett.

Come listen to a story ’bout a man named Ross…
Took himself a huntin’ while out without the Boss…
Stopped at an Auction site admiring the view…
Ended up by buying an old shack for us and Rhu.

 House that is… old style… needing help…

Next thing you know we spend like millionaires…
Trying to fix up the place and pay for the repairs…
Keep on repeating “(Suburb) is the place to be”
Loading up the truck and dumping more debris…

Crap, that is… fibro… garden waste…

So now it’s time to say hello to Ross and all his kin…
and we would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in…
You’re all invited back again to this locailty…
To have a heapin’ helping’ of our hospitality…

Renovation style, that is… sit a spell… grab a hammer… do you like painting?… Hey – you goin’ already!??

Ya’ll come back now, Y’hear ??!

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